supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

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embroidedmelody:

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.

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clxrity:

modddy:

transparent pokeball

idk who wouldn’t want that on their blog

this is amazing

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zoele:

when ur on ur period and u stand up after sitting for a long time

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twerk4tacobell:

lady-sherlock:

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

napoleon more like naponyon

SPOILER ALERT:
he loses the battle of waterloo

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iwishihadafather:

THE ENTIRE TIME IM WATCHING THIS IM SCREAMING “THIS IS BULLSHIT” AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

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rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

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smokeporch:

Drama-Free

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psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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teachmyskin:

JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”

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sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

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animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

 

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

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