zoele: when ur on ur period and u stand up after sitting for a long time
rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
teachmyskin: JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?” He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
mocha-cookie-kill-yourself: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” believe
andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabirdcage: GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN. BRAINS OVER BRAWN. MIND OVER MATTER. PAPER OVER ROCK. You clever little shit. then what the fuck does scissors mean lesbians
dampsandwich: the FBI is so lame i expected them to put waldo on the top ten most wanted list as #1 for april fools day but they didnt. im moving to canada
mikeybearrrrr: Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second…. ohgodcantbreathe MOTHERFUCKING CARROT TOP!!
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
niam-pls: 1dxrated: remember when ed sheeran...